Unicorns on Fire

I'm just another kid and this is just another blog.

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via shitdickfuckmothafucka)

meladoodle:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, it

(via howinternet)

foreveralone-lyguy:

I like how everyone just forgets that a movie about spy guinea pigs existed

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